Pasquinade ([info]pats_quinade) wrote,
@ 2008-03-14 10:46:00
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Op-Ed: Jay Lake Dogfighting Scandal: We are all responsible
Today, Jay Lake ([info]jaylake) sits behind bars, indicted for allegedly running a dogfighting ring from his Oregon home. The reaction from the fiction world is mixed. Some want him banned from writing for life. Others see his private crimes as completely separate from his public accomplishments. And others, like me, are torn.

Lake came from a poor background, and has said at public events that writing was a way for him to stay away from gangs. It also got him out of the low-end side of town, as he led his high-school Academic Decathalon to an undefeated season and landed a scholarship at USC, where he shattered word-count and university-press story records. From there, it was a sure bet that Lake was going to enter the high-rolling world of professional short fiction, and in 2003, Lake was unable to resist the promise of $.06 to $.08 per word offered by editors at The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction.

Other pro short story writers have talked about the temptations of the market. "You go from tossing around the said-bookisms in the library with your friends to making $150, even $200 a month on a short story," says Yoon Ha Lee ([info]yhlee), "and these markets have hundreds, even thousands of readers. You tell kids to stay in school, but who's going to take the extra year to get that MFA when they could be making five cents a word on every story they sell? It's hard for anyone to keep their ego in check. If you're lucky, you just get gold-plated RSI wrist braces or a pimped-out ergonomic keyboard. But some people, like Lake, go all the way." (Lee is no stranger to controversy herself; she took the fifth rather than testify about her involvement in a 2001 shooting at a Pasadena poetry bar, in which one of her writing group members was charged with assault and illegal possession of adverbs. The case was ultimately dismissed, and Lee has since become a born-again Pastafarian and renounced the hard-partying short-fiction lifestyle.)

And Lake did indeed go all the way. The $300 check from Realms of Fantasy went into a palatial mansion outside Portland. Another $280 from Asimov's let Lake upgrade his collection of vintage Corvettes. And apparently, some of that money was used to fund Wheatland Wars, the high-stakes dogfighting kennel that Lake, along with Portland writer David Levine ([info]davidlevine), owned and managed.

It's easy to blame Lake, here, and rest assured, after the public outcry and the dramatic downturn in Ideomancer sales, incoming SFWA Commisioner Andrew Burt will make sure that Lake never works in short fiction again. But a lot of the blame has to rest with the publishers, too. When they offer $.03 per word, they are sending writers a clear message about the power and influence of short fiction. Here's the kind of power you have, say the magazines, shoving a stack of one-dollar bills at the writer. Here's how much you're worth. And the writers listen.

And finally, I think we have to blame ourselves. When enough people buy a copy of F&SF that its sales figures rival that of a 2AM showing of M*A*S*H, publishers get inflated egos. They wouldn't be publishing this stuff every couple of months if several thousand of us weren't reading it, and our refusal to hold writers accountable for their actions only damages the entire field of what was once a noble pastime. Whether it's Charles Coleman Finlay ([info]ccfinlay) shattering a writing-group buddy's collarbone during a practice critique, Ted Chiang leaping into the audience to choke a listener during a convention reading of "Division by Zero", or Harlan Ellison assaulting Connie Willis onstage at the 2006 Hugo Awards*, today's short fiction writers live in a world of wealth and prestige, a world of no responsibilities, where any desire is only an Paradox Magazine paycheck away.

And until we're willing to hold the publishers accountable for the absurdly high salaries that the writers receive, we have nobody but ourselves to blame.

* Oh, crap, one of these is real!




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[info]fuzzbean
2008-03-14 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Illegal possession of adverbs...awesome. And it is indeed a crime against humanity.

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[info]pats_quinade
2008-03-14 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Indubitab...ly.

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[info]green_knight
2008-03-14 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Possession is not a crime.

Adverb-hoarding is an affliction that can creep up on all of us, and before you know it you're known as that crazy-adverb-lady at the bottom of the street.

The people who ought to be punished are the distributors and wholesalers. They lure you with a bag of mixed adverbs, and before you know it, you are hooked.

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[info]goulo
2008-03-15 08:07 am UTC (link)
Punishing adverb distributors is ridiculous in a supposedly free society. We are adults, and we make our own decisions about how to use adverbs, whether wisely or foolishly. Perhaps education is the key.

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[info]pats_quinade
2008-03-15 04:11 pm UTC (link)
The real issue is that adverbs are a gateway part of speech, at least in the United States. You start out doing adverbs with friends in the parking lot after school, and before you know it, you've dropped out of college to write blank verse with compound adjectives, and you're selling false-Latin neologisms on streetcorners to make ends meet.

They don't have these kinds of problems in Germany, but that's mostly because people spend so much time getting through even simple sentences that they don't have time to dabble. And in Denmark, the adverbs aren't ghetto-ized, so people are blissfully fully totally free to freely use them whenever they truly wish, even to completely split infinitives (provided it's in the privacy of their own home).

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[info]ccfinlay
2008-03-14 05:27 pm UTC (link)
* Oh, crap, one of these is real!

Well I didn't shatter Paul Melko's collar bone so much as cause a hairline fracture, and Harlan Ellison would never assault a writer of Connie Willis's stature during an event like the Hugos, so I have to conclude that you're referring to an incident with Ted. I shake my head in sad dismay.

(Also, is it true that Lake's dogfighting ring focused on miniature breeds because of his small premises? Death matches between Pekingnese and miniature poodles?)

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[info]pats_quinade
2008-03-14 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Poor Ted. It's like he doesn't realize that when he shouts, "It's gonna be the story of your DEATH! AND OTHERS!" and threatens to send somebody into supercritical, there are going to be consequences.

I just hope he's stopped before someone gets hurt.

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Here via the villainous <lj user=jaylake> himself
[info]biomekanic
2008-03-14 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Also, is it true that Lake's dogfighting ring focused on miniature breeds because of his small premises?

Wow, that has a completely different meaning than my 1st reading of it, which was in no way, shape or form influenced by a critique of one of Lake's books that took issues with how a particular dwarf was earning his money.

Note to self, remember, it says " his premises" and not "their 'premises' ".

Edited at 2008-03-14 09:03 pm UTC

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Re: Here via the villainous <lj user=jaylake> himself
[info]pats_quinade
2008-03-14 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Man, I'm glad it wasn't just me who misread "premises".

On the other hand, a man hasn't lived until he's put down $3000 to watch a dachshund take down a toy poodle in mortal combat.

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Re: Here via the villainous <lj user=jaylake> himself
[info]ccfinlay
2008-03-15 01:58 am UTC (link)
Man, I'm glad it wasn't just me who misread "premises".

Now you're just being mean.

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[info]davidlevine
2008-03-14 05:27 pm UTC (link)
[info]kateyule will be standing beside me at a teary press conference at 11am PST today.

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[info]pats_quinade
2008-03-14 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Ah, but how does Kate answer claims that she's only standing by her man because she wants to secure a nomination for the 2010 SFWA Presidency?

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[info]kateyule
2008-03-14 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Fuck no, he's on his own with this one.

Wine, women, song -- adorning the house with shiny phallic "art" -- I can forgive David all of that. But hanging around that Jay Lake character? The self-proclaimed Cheesiest Man in all Fandom? As what's-her-name said to Val Kilmore in that 1980's cinematic classic My Real Weird Science Project "A girl's gotta have her standards."

Edited at 2008-03-14 07:53 pm UTC

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[info]yhlee
2008-03-14 05:30 pm UTC (link)
You forgot to mention my illegal teleportation device! Which is how I commuted between my palatial digs in Pasadena, CA and college in Ithaca, NY.

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[info]pats_quinade
2008-03-14 05:44 pm UTC (link)
I was trying to let you keep some pride. You've come a long way since the days of hardcore gerunding, and I didn't want to dredge up every sordid detail of your past.

But if you want to bring up the YHLeeMobile, far be it from me to interfere.

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[info]yhlee
2008-03-14 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Pride is for people with something to lose, man. *g*

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[info]jaylake
2008-03-14 07:19 pm UTC (link)
I am laughing so hard I think I hurt my spleen.

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[info]pats_quinade
2008-03-14 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Hey, don't blame my hard-hitting report for your splenomegaly. We're all aware of the damage that doing lines of Columbian said-bookisms straight off your Campbell Award has inflicted upon your internal organs over the years.

Blame Shawna McCarthy if you must, but don't blame me!

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[info]cscole
2008-03-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
"We're all aware of the damage that doing lines of Columbian said-bookisms straight off your Campbell Award has inflicted upon your internal organs over the years."

...and then coffee shot out the nose of this drinking reader.

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[info]skidspoppe
2008-03-14 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant!

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[info]summers_place
2008-03-14 07:50 pm UTC (link)
*dies in a paroxysm of giggles*

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[info]tacithydra
2008-03-14 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Best. Post. Ever.

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[info]basletum
2008-03-15 12:08 am UTC (link)
OMG! o_0 LMAO!

Dude! You made me spew my coffee sixteen times!

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[info]safewrite
2008-03-15 01:13 am UTC (link)
I'm at the bar at a convention, giggling madly and folks are walking up to ask me what the hell is so damned funny. Seriously.

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[info]fastfwd
2008-03-15 02:34 am UTC (link)
::falls off chair, dies laughing, and is ded::

::survivors suing [info]pats_quinade, [info]jaylake, [info]davidlevine, Ted Chiang, [info]ccfinlay, Harlan Ellison and Connie Willis as a unit, and everyone who posted, is posting, or will post a response here ever--you bastards::

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Stunned
[info]emilymah.com
2008-03-15 02:39 am UTC (link)
I don't know what shocks me more, that Mr. Lake has become so irredeemably corrupt or that he's making $.03 a word this early in his career.

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[info]stevengould
2008-03-15 02:53 am UTC (link)
3 CENTS A WORD! CHRIST. I HAVE TO PAY MY EDITORS 10 CENTS A WORD BEFORE THEY'LL PUBLISH MY WORK!

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[info]hkneale
2008-03-15 02:54 am UTC (link)

Hah! (repeat about ten times)

That's good.

Shall I be grateful I'm currently small-time and therefore under the radar?

Oh, did you hear about all the "Dead Charlie" (inspired by CCF, of course) stories that keep getting published? I think he has a few things to answer for.

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Tis good to giggle in the morning
[info]muneraven
2008-03-15 03:48 pm UTC (link)
I read this out loud to people. They all laughed. And it wasn't because I have a funny voice.

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(Anonymous)
2008-03-15 09:38 pm UTC (link)
That list of assaults is not complete! You left out David Levine's assault on Harlan Ellison at the 2006 Hugos.

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[info]elisem
2008-03-16 05:42 am UTC (link)
Was one of them wearing a gorilla costume?

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[info]tnh
2008-03-17 01:09 am UTC (link)
Three scandalous stories, and only one of them true? Pah! Kids these days! And if there are no stories in which pieces of furniture are put to interesting new uses, y'all haven't heard nearly enough gossip.

Stevie Chuck: You pay your editor ten cents a word? Let's see, now:
HERE IS MY FIRST NOVEL. PLEASE PUBLISH IT AND KEEP IT IN PRINT AND MAKE MOVIES FROM IT. THANK YOU.
Twenty words, so that's two bucks for your editor. She probably spent it on caviar.

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[info]pnkrokhockeymom
2008-03-17 06:19 pm UTC (link)
This was excellent. Just flippin' excellent.

I choked on a cookie at this:

Here's the kind of power you have, say the magazines, shoving a stack of one-dollar bills at the writer. Here's how much you're worth. And the writers listen.

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