Happy Halloween, everyone!
So, for reference, Subject Zero is a character revealed for Mass Effect 2. She stirred up a great deal of controversy, and I thought that she deserved a little bit of the Patrick Treatment.

Ergo, my Halloween costume, already tweet-spoiled:

So, in case you were thinking that I was just dressed up as a Thunderdome reject, take heart: I was actually dressing up as a Thunderdome reject in drag.

Much thanks to the Damsel, who applied most of the body paint (with my son applying the rest, including the nose for the smiley face on my tummy) and all of the back tats, especially my multitudinous tramp stamps, and also pretty much made the nipple-halter thing herself out of a belt and whatever else we had lying around.

The best part of the day was people completely failing to recognize me, which was kind of fun, as I am not usually a master of disguise. Evidently losing my crunch beard, which I'd had for about a month, had something to do with it.

Me: Okay, I'm wearing body paint and a nipple harness, and you think the disturbing thing is the fact that I shaved?

My Wife: Yes.

So there we go.